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Our side-splitting, outrageously funny book on sale at - Amazon. AUTHORS by last name: Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons. Woody Allen Money is only loaned to a man. He comes into the world with nothing and he leaves with nothing. William Crapo Durant Founder of General Motors and Chevrolet. Too many of us look upon Americans as dollar chasers.

This is a cruel libel, even if it is reiterated thoughtlessly by the Americans themselves. Albert Einstein Goddam money. It always ends up making you blue as hell. Salinger The Catcher in the Rye. Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.

Spike Milligan Money couldn't buy friends, but you got a better class of enemy. Spike Milligan The love of money is the root of all evil. Bible 1 Timothy, 6. Lack of money is the root of all evil. George Bernard Shaw No one can earn a million dollars honestly. William Jennings Bryan Let us not be satisfied with just giving money. Money is not enough, money can be got, but they need your hearts to love them.

So, spread your love everywhere you go. Mother Teresa When you don't have any money, the problem is food.

When you have money, it's sex. When you have both, it's health. If everything is simply jake, then you're frightened of death. Donleavy From novel The Ginger Man. In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the women. Tony Montana From movie Scarface. There's no money in poetry, but then there's no poetry in money, either. Robert Graves Time is money.

Benjamin Franklin A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money. Fields I don't like money, actually, but it quiets my nerves. Joe Lewis You can be young without money but you can't be old without it. Tennessee Williams From play Cat On a Hot Tin Roof.

A fool and his money are easily parted. Proverb Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. George Burns Money makes the world go round. John Kander, Fred Ebb Line from song Money, Money - from musical Cabaret. Money can't buy me love. Paul McCarthney From Beatles song Can't Buy Me Love. The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less. Brendan Behan The more I see of the moneyed classes, the more I understand the guillotine.

George Bernard Shaw What's the use of happiness? It can't buy you money. Henny Youngman When I was young I used to think that money was the most important thing in life. Now that I am old, I know it is.

Oscar Wilde Well, whiles I am a beggar, I will rail, And say there wine maketh merry but money answereth no sin, but to be rich; And being rich, my virtue then shall be, To say there is no vice, but beggary. William Shakespeare Bad money shouldn't be burned. It should be transformed. Bishop Ramon Godinez Mexican bishop saying he accepted donations from drug-dealers. Remember that credit is money Benjamin Franklin Money is a poor man's credit card.

ECCLESIASTES KJV "A feast is made for laughter, and wine maketh merry: but money answereth all [things]."

Marshal McLuhan The modern banking system manufactures money out of nothing. The process is perhaps the most astounding piece of sleight-of-hand that was ever invented. Banking was conceived in inequity and born in sin But if you want to continue to be slaves of the bankers and best buy inventory specialist job description the cost of your own slavery, then let the bankers continue to create money and control credit.

Josiah Charles Stamp No man's credit is ever as good as his money. Edgar Watson Howe He that is of the opinion money will do everything may well be suspected of doing everything for money. Benjamin Franklin If you would be wealthy, think of saving as well as getting. Benjamin Franklin Who is rich? He that is content. Benjamin Franklin Riches may enable us to confer favors, but to confer them with propriety and grace requires a something that riches cannot give. Charles Caleb Colton Annual income twenty pounds, annual expenditure nineteen six, result happiness.

Annual income twenty pounds, annual expenditure twenty pounds ought and six, result misery. Charles Dickens David Copperfield. If all the rich people in the world divided up their money among themselves there wouldn't be enough to go around. Christina Stead House of All Nations. Endless money forms the sinews of war. Cicero Money was never a big motivation for me, except as a way to keep score. The real excitement is playing the game. Art of the Deal.

If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to. Dorothy Parker Money is the sinew of love as well as war.

I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart. Edith Wharton Save a little money each month and at the end of the year you'll be surprised at how little you have.

Ernest Haskins My problem lies in reconciling my gross habits with my net income.

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Errol Flynn The mint makes it first, it is up to you to make it last. Evan Esar The rich are the scum of the earth in every country. One must be poor to know intrinsic value of put option formula luxury of giving. George Eliot Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy. Groucho Marx The chief value of money lies in the fact that one lives in a world in which it is overestimated.

Mencken Make money your god and it will plague you like the devil. Henry Fielding Make money, money by fair means if you can, if not, but any means money.

Horace If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars. Paul Getty I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something. Jackie Mason A large income is the best recipe for happiness I ever heard of.

Money Quotes, Sayings

Jane Austen Mansfield Park. A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart. Jonathan Swift Do not be fooled into believing that because a man is rich he is necessarily smart. There is ample proof to the contrary. Julius Rosenwald Be rich to yourself and poor to your friends. Juvenal It is not easy for men to rise whose qualities are thwarted by poverty. The easiest way for your children to learn about money is for you not to have any.

Katharine Whitehorn Lack of money is no obstacle. Lack of an idea is an obstacle. Ken Hakuta It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed. Kin Hubbard The safest way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket. Kin Hubbard Money can't buy happiness, but neither can poverty. Leo Rosten No matter how rich you become, how famous or powerful, when you die the size of your funeral will still pretty much depend on the weather.

Michael Pritchard The more you chase money, the harder it is to catch it. Mike Tatum Cashing In or Selling Out. It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating. Oscar Wilde The Model Millionaire. Wealth is the parent of luxury and indolence, and poverty of meanness and viciousness, and both of discontent. Money alone sets all the world in motion.

Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity.

That's how rich I want to be. Rita Rudner Finance is the art of passing money from hand to hand until it finally disappears. Sarnoff It has been said that the love of money is the root of all evil.

The want of money is so quite as truly. There's nothing in the world so demoralizing as money. Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair.

Sam Ewing I choose the likely man in preference to the rich man; I want a man without money rather than money without a man.

Themistocles From Plutarch, Lives. Never spend your money before you have it. Thomas Jefferson He had heard people speak contemptuously of money: Somerset Maugham Of Human Bondage. Be you in what line of life you may, it will be amongst your misfortunes if you have not time properly to attend to pecuniary [monetary] matters.

Want of attention to these matters has impeded the progress of science and of genius itself. Too much of a good thing.